You are kidding! BioWare's trolling us.

The new MP characters.
See a recurring theme here?
We have three options, Red. Green. Blue..

I don't have words for this, so I'll have to steal some from my favorite Krogan.

DON'T PISS IN MY EAR AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING

All I can say is...



I'm going back to lying in a dark corner whispering to myself.

Flebeleb?

Well, I did want to play a batarian...

Too bad I uninstalled. Oh well.

I don't know that geth looks pretty greyish or goldish.

Well, there goes any doubt.

*begins rocking at the sight of red, green and blue together in a single image*

I think the funniest part about this is the spellcheck underlines.

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Wait...really?

I'll take a stab in the dark here, if we werent protesting the endings so much...who thinks EAware would have charged 1000 Bioware points for this? I mean come on these are the guys who want to charge us for reloading our guns in BF3.

Ugh... I don't think free helps the issue.

Oh, I guess everything is FINE NOW!! I guess I'll just go fire up the ole Mass Effect machine and get to Mass Effecting!! THANKS FOR THE MP SKINZ YOU SONS-A-B....

I still haven't even tried the multiplayer.

Its just horde mode, unless you're playing with friends it does get old after a few hours. I only played so that I could get my EMS high enough that my Shepard lived with the destroy ending. I was still a firm believer of the Indoctrination Theory at that time

It could have been much better but alas, its nothing special.

I refused and will continue to refuse multiplayer. ME isn't built for that and it will get old soon though I suspect that suddenly Bioware/EA will add a PvP mode of some sort, kind of like Monster Mode in Lord of the Rings Online.

Not in MY Mass Effect, thank you very much. ME is about story. It's not an FPS.

I played the awful but bearable Mass Effect 3 iPad game that was agonizingly slow to gain readiness but it was OK since I was restarting the game anyway after being emotionally raped by my first play through of ME3. By the time I died (again...well with that slight ray of hope when Shep's chest rose *sighs*), I had 5500+ assets and 100% readiness and...it didn't matter anyway.

I think they're not talking about the Indoc theory because, just maybe, it's going to make its appearance in the cinematic trash they're going to give us this summer. Neat...Shepard gets to wake up and find out she's a war criminal and has effectively ended galactic life as it is known in the ME universe. She'll probably wish she'd taken that synthesize option after all.

I still find it hard to believe that EA would push Bioware to tack on this useless MP bit just so they can create another generic shooter. They say ME3 has more dialogue, but why have we been reduced to basically 2 options in all dialogues? Wheres my neutral option? Why so much autodialogue?

What have they done to you Bioware?

I actually think this is pretty funny, if they did it on purpose. It shows they still have a sense of humor. On some level, it may also show that some of the people actually doing the work agree with us on some level, though that is very much conjecture on my part.

Or they could just be trolling us. Can't be a coincidence.