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Noelemahc

Editorial Team, Male, 26, from Moscow

I'm on an unexpected caffeine high, listening to Japanese speed metal and effortlessly tapping along to the rhythm. I hope I won't break. May 22, 2013 at 5:59 AM

Noelemahc was last seen:: May 22, 2013 at 2:47 PM

1. Noelemahc
  I'm on an unexpected caffeine high, listening to Japanese speed metal and effortlessly tapping along to the rhythm. I hope I won't break.
  
  May 22, 2013 at 5:59 AM
2. Noelemahc
  EA's official stance on things they are and aren't doing with different platforms flutter and change more often than the wind. INTEGRITY!
  
  May 22, 2013 at 5:19 AM
3. Noelemahc
  Watching the Ecks-Bocks presentation. Are you?
  
  May 21, 2013 at 10:04 AM
4. Noelemahc
  Woot, anniversary trophy! I've officially spent a whole YEAR on HTL!
  
  May 20, 2013 at 3:06 AM
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  3. Thomas Bluml
    One year for you gives you, 6,988 messages, 6,768 green ratings and 44 neutral ratings. So, another year from now, I predict you would have posted at least 15,000 messages (total) with at least 13,000 green ratings. Keep up the good work noel! :-D
    
    May 20, 2013 at 10:08 AM
  4. Noelemahc
    I only really picked up the pace in June or July, I think, so a little more than that. Provided I keep it, of course.
    
    May 20, 2013 at 10:46 AM
  5. Mrs. Vakarian
    yay! congrats :D
    
    May 20, 2013 at 4:03 PM
5. The_Crazy_Hand
  Damn dude, who gave you all the disagrees ? I never saw you do anything to deserve it.
  
  May 18, 2013 at 7:45 PM
  2. Noelemahc
    The Bioware discussion threads, specifically my lengthy post explaining why Indoc Theory is crap.
    
    May 19, 2013 at 1:34 AM
  3. The_Crazy_Hand
    Geez, I guess IT supporters are thin skinned.
    
    May 20, 2013 at 10:33 AM
6. Noelemahc
  Metro Last Light, as expected, is giving me muscovite PTSD at the sight of seeing moderately accurate ruins of actual locations I know.
  
  May 18, 2013 at 3:34 PM
7. Noelemahc
  This just in: Edgeworth now wears glasses. That sound you heard just now was panties dropping all around the globe.
  
  May 17, 2013 at 11:11 AM
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8. Noelemahc
  What is this? A fresh review from Noel debuts on the upgraded review system? Inconceivable!
  
  May 16, 2013 at 2:27 AM
  2. Baron Fang
    What is the freshness rating on this "fresh" review? :P
    
    May 16, 2013 at 7:41 PM
  3. Noelemahc
    Four fake plastic air freshener pine trees out of five. It's been ready for a while but better games went out of the pipeline first.
    
    May 16, 2013 at 10:58 PM
9. Noelemahc
  Playing Antichamber is like trying kinky sex for the first time. Awkward at first and then it's three hours later and you're all awwwwwwwww.
  
  May 15, 2013
10. Noelemahc
  Misheard lyric of the day: Elton John's "Kenny, Feel The Love Tonight", from the canceled South Park porn spinoff, apparently.
  
  May 14, 2013
11. Noelemahc
  Warning: moving my reviews to the new review engine can and WILL take lots of time as I essentially gotta rewrite some of them from scratch.
  
  May 13, 2013
  2. Syrin
    Aw, what a pain in the ass. But hey, the new block sure looks purty at the top of the forums!
    
    May 13, 2013
  3. Noelemahc
    YISS. MAH TAIM HAZZ KAHM!
    
    May 13, 2013
12. Noelemahc
  Took down my first Blood Dragon last night. Damn, these things are tough.
  
  May 10, 2013
  2. Volion
    Eh, I one shot dragons. 15 years of competitive PvP has ruined me for most games.
    
    May 11, 2013
  3. Noelemahc
    Far Cry Blood Dragon goes out of its way to make ITS dragons hella hard to kill.
    
    May 11, 2013
13. Noelemahc
  Do not meddle in the affairs of government agencies, because you are unpersonable and without fallback false identity. Unless you are a spy.
  
  May 9, 2013
14. Noelemahc
  Do not meddle in the affairs of the scientists building your Super Lazor O'Doom, they might label the "Kill the Boss" button with "Fire".
  
  May 7, 2013
15. GreyLycantrope
  Hey, remember when I thought Obsidian still had a chance at KOTOR 3? http://starwars.com/news/electronic-arts-selected-for-multi-year-agreement-for-the-future-of-star-wars-gaming.html http://kotaku.com/ea-snags-exclusive-deal-to-make-star-wars-games-493178983 :(
  
  May 6, 2013
16. Noelemahc
  Do not meddle in the affairs of scribes, for you may go down in history as "Alexander The Conqueror With The Tiniest Winky Ever".
  
  May 6, 2013
17. Noelemahc
  Do not meddle in the affairs of Grey Wardens, because you are either expendable or conscriptable and the two are not mutually exclusive.
  
  May 5, 2013
18. Noelemahc
  Do not meddle in the affairs of X-COM, for you have valuable technologies and are autopsiable.
  
  May 4, 2013
19. Noelemahc
  Far Cry Blood Dragon is murder on the eyeballs. But holy geez it is FUN.
  
  May 2, 2013
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  2. Kurokenshi
    Do you flip the bird after every kill?
    
    May 3, 2013
  3. Noelemahc
    Not really. I do bother to collect all them hearts, though.
    
    May 3, 2013
20. Noelemahc
  Playing Warframe solo as an F2P player is... exerting. But fun.
  
  Apr 30, 2013
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Making the vanilla endings better than the EC without retcons! | Mass Effect Ending vs Farscape Ending | Role of the Shadow Broker After The Fall | Mass Effect: A Satire Of Hollywood? | Daro'Xen and the Citadel: A Cut Quest
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1. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Shadow Wars
  
  [IMG] Tom Clancy's GHOST RECON Shadow Wars The portable...
  
  Noelemahc, May 16, 2013 at 2:23 AM, Strategy
  
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2. Infinite Space
  
  [IMG] INFINITE SPACE Young Yuri dreams of going into space one...
  
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3. Knights Of Pen And Paper
  
  [IMG] KNIGHTS OF PEN AND PAPER An interesting retraux foray...
  
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4. Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker
  
  [IMG] METAL GEAR SOLID PEACE WALKER The final Metal Gear...
  
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  May 13, 2013
5. Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey
  
  [IMG] SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI STRANGE JOURNEY A mysterious wave...
  
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6. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona
  
  [IMG] SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI PERSONA (Megami Ibunroku Persona;...
  
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7. Fire Emblem Awakening
  
  [IMG] FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING The thirteenth installment of the...
  
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  May 13, 2013

Dark Space (Chapter Thirteen)

"Yeah. Recognized," Shepard repeated slowly, emphasizing the word as if trying to magically change its meaning, "It's actually...

Noelemahc, Jan 23, 2013

Dark Space (Chapter Twelve)

While Garry fumed (a lot) about Shepard approaching Natalie without his consent, permission, knowledge, blessing or any other...

Noelemahc, Oct 26, 2012

Oh, Sense of Wonder, Where Art Thou?

In ME1, you felt like you were a tiny ant in a humongous, vast universe, which had lots of empty, and lots of full, but the empty...

Noelemahc, Aug 30, 2012

Memetic Viruses and You: Context Defines Understanding (Leviathan Spoilers, ahoy!)

So, Leviathan is out. Whether you liked it or not, it has brought around the SECOND significant context shift in terms of the...

Noelemahc, Aug 29, 2012

One-Shot - "Priority... Earth?"

THEN "Go back to Rannoch. Build yourself a home." "I HAVE A HOME!" Tali's voice buckled and cracked under the emotional...

Noelemahc, Aug 16, 2012

Dark Space (Chapter Eleven)

"Shepard." "Rex." Their exchange of greetings went the usual way in the gym, sort of an everyday ritual. Shepard's muscle mass...

Noelemahc, Aug 7, 2012

Dark Space (Chapter Ten)

"Joker. Joxer was Ted Raimi's character in Xena: Warrior Princess," the wheelchair-bound man replied sternly, "But my name's...

Noelemahc, Jul 20, 2012

General Protection Fault - Prologue

"For the fifth time, Mrs. Stevenson, your plant is not trying to talk to you, you're just reading its energy field. Which is...

Noelemahc, Jul 17, 2012

Dark Space (Chapter Nine)

"N-not much," Shepard wheezed, "And I'd tell more easily if you'd just--" She understood it before he managed to force the last...

Noelemahc, Jul 12, 2012

Dark Space (Chapter Eight)

"So, Commander, how goes your recovery?" Miranda Lawson, CIA Special Agent (at least her badge said so), asked, leaning against...

Noelemahc, Jul 9, 2012