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Physicist's jokes 1: Chuck Norris can accelerate when the sum of forces acting on him equals zero. Dec 24, 2012

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    1. metaloman
      Physicist's jokes 1: Chuck Norris can accelerate when the sum of forces acting on him equals zero.
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      2. metaloman
        metaloman
        Chuck Norris knows exactly where particles are AND how fast they're going (Heisenberg's uncertainty principle).
        Jan 4, 2013
      3. Noelemahc
        Noelemahc
        Chuck Norris is a Demon of Laplace? 0_0
        Jan 4, 2013
      4. metaloman
        metaloman
        Yep, that works too.
        Jan 5, 2013
    2. metaloman
      Grumble grumble shoddy internet connection, grumble grumble my copy of Borderlands 2 arrived the day school started.
    3. metaloman
      Power outage in the middle of writing a post. Fun on a bun. The electric arcs on the power pole outside made for quite the light show.
    4. metaloman
      Exercise got cut short, home a day earlier than I expected to be. Walked around with my N7 patch on my fatigues all week.
    5. metaloman
      It's reserve service time again. Base has no internet and I have no cellular internet so I'm going dark, see you all in a few days!
    6. metaloman
      On several occasions over the past few weeks I've caught myself just holding my copy of ME1 and staring at it. Not sure if old or depressed.
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        VinceMayCry
        The same happened to me just a few days ago. It's crazy how Bioware has managed to kill the franchise so efficiently that I can't bring myself to play even the first game, my favourite in the series by far. It's kinda sad. :/
        Aug 24, 2012
    7. metaloman
      WOOOO!!! Finals are over! Well, for this semester anyway.Thank you braincells, you have served me well this year. Here comes whisky.
    8. metaloman
      A thought has been rattling inside my head for a few days - the EC control ending is basically how Lost ended.
    9. metaloman
      Just finished EC. It's marginally less crappy now but it's like putting an air freshener on a huge pile of manure. Still can't play ME3.
    10. metaloman
      Thinking of starting a Mass Effect themed cover band named Magageth. Anyone know any voice synthesis programs that can do Legion's voice?
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      2. metaloman
        metaloman
        Yeah, its interface is terribly clunky as far as I remember, but it's pretty good for home recordings. And hey, my friend already owns it so I can just use his instead of buying.
        I have no Apple products to use Garage Band or Logic Pro on, I meant a garage band as in a band that gets together at one member's house and plays for fun, not the Apple software.
        Jun 17, 2012
      3. metaloman
        metaloman
        Also I don't see this getting past the "musical goofing-off" stage and actually getting to the point of recording anything seriously (if I can even get this idea of the ground to begin with) which would warrant investing in professional software.
        Jun 17, 2012
      4. DJayRaIDeN
        DJayRaIDeN
        Oh whoops my bad haha. But yeah, if he already has it might as well use it lol
        Jun 17, 2012
    11. metaloman
      Mass Effect is like Dark Side of the Moon - a masterpiece, but instead of ending with Eclipse, it ends with a Justin Bieber song. Oy...
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    "The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan.
    "I'm glad you've got an absolute definition of life in the Universe, but perhaps the Universe has got ideas of its own, hm?" -The Doctor.

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