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calvinocious

Supreme Member, Male, 24, from USA

I'd rather my GAMING console play GAMES. Jack of all trades, master of none. May 21, 2013 at 12:55 PM

calvinocious was last seen:: May 25, 2013 at 2:00 PM

1. calvinocious
  I'd rather my GAMING console play GAMES. Jack of all trades, master of none.
  
  May 21, 2013 at 12:55 PM
  1. JBPBRC, GBW, EagleScout and 1 other person like this.
2. calvinocious
  HTL is very quiet today...I am not entertained.
  
  May 10, 2013
  2. Noelemahc
    This place would have been overloaded by my new postings, but I was too busy having sex. Sorry.
    
    May 10, 2013
  3. calvinocious
    Fair enough, carry on.
    
    May 10, 2013
  4. Thomas Bluml
    Plus cal forgot to take his blindfold off...
    
    May 10, 2013
3. calvinocious
  That awkward moment when you spill tomato sauce all over the keyboard, then take it apart to try and clean it and it falls apart...*le sigh*
  
  May 8, 2013
  2. Baron Fang
    You're just lucky it wasn't ketchup.
    
    May 8, 2013
  3. calvinocious
    Funny story, once I spilled ketchup on my pants and attempted to get it out with water, and somehow the resulting stain was white. Awkward.
    
    May 9, 2013
4. calvinocious
  One does not simply zip zop zoobity bop into Mordor.
  
  May 7, 2013
  1. Syrin and Noelemahc like this.
5. calvinocious
  Bought Spec Ops: The Line on Steam sale last night. The Stack o' Shame grows. *Sigh*
  
  May 6, 2013
  2. Syrin
    SHAAAAME.
    
    May 6, 2013
6. calvinocious
  Six Colossi down, six to go.
  
  May 2, 2013
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  3. calvinocious
    Yeah, I've found the biggest challenge is not looking up a walkthrough.
    
    May 3, 2013
  4. Baron Fang
    That's a big effort. Huge. One might even say, colossal.
    
    May 4, 2013
  5. calvinocious
    I had to take a break over the weekend, because this game is like an actual job and I don't like to work on weekends. So much patience required, it hurts.
    
    May 6, 2013
7. calvinocious
  Screw this day. Can I just go home now?
  
  May 2, 2013
  2. Noelemahc
    Amen. Except I'm working FROM home and have nowehere to go to to escape the nightmare.
    
    May 2, 2013
  3. Mrs. Vakarian
    poor cal :( *gives cookies*
    
    May 2, 2013
8. calvinocious
  Playing The Witcher. A little rough around the edges, visually and mechanically, but it's hooked my attention.
  
  Apr 27, 2013
9. calvinocious
  Aw yeah, my new mouse looks like a Decepticon.
  
  Apr 15, 2013
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  2. Baron Fang
    PICS
    
    Apr 16, 2013
  3. calvinocious
    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Pj%2Bp9B6BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
    
    Apr 16, 2013
10. calvinocious
  Wooo, going to see Jurassic Park tonight. I've been waiting 20 years for this.
  
  Apr 11, 2013
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  3. Mrs. Vakarian
    LOL.. barely! :P
    
    Apr 11, 2013
  4. calvinocious
    I was only 4 when it first came out, so I didn't get to see it. It was exactly as awesome as I expected, like a dream come true.
    
    Apr 12, 2013
  5. Mrs. Vakarian
    *SQUEE* fam said they'd go with me this weekend. SOOOO stoked! glad you finally got it and enjoyed it :)
    
    Apr 12, 2013
11. calvinocious
  Ooh, The Walking Dead on Steam sale? Yes please.
  
  Apr 9, 2013
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12. calvinocious
  Alright BioShock, I'm coming back to Rapture once again.
  
  Apr 7, 2013
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13. calvinocious
  Hooray, it's my HTL birthday!
  
  Apr 5, 2013
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  3. Young Sandwich
    Hooray! We gonna fuck or what?
    
    Apr 5, 2013
  4. Mrs. Vakarian
    HAHA
    
    Apr 5, 2013
  5. Syrin
    Happy HTL Birthday!
    
    Apr 6, 2013
14. calvinocious
  A friend said BioShock Infinite's ending was possibly the most disappointing he'd ever seen...clearly never played Mass Effect 3.
  
  Apr 2, 2013
  2. Noelemahc
    Smack him on the head with a slipper, that ending is rather witty. Also very self-consistent. I mean, it's BioShock, did he expect anything other than a recursive mind-screw?
    
    Apr 3, 2013
  3. Devil Mingy
    While "disappointing" is subjective to one's expectations, it is at least consistent and appropriate to the story that came before it. That lone makes it better than Mass Effect 3's ending.
    
    Apr 3, 2013
  4. calvinocious
    Yeah, couldn't really argue with his reasons since he admitted it was consistent and understandable. Still...I find it hard to believe it's the MOST disappointing he's seen.
    
    Apr 3, 2013
15. calvinocious
  Bought the Sims 3 and Supernatural expansion for $20. There's no way I'd pay full retail for these expansions though. What a rip off.
  
  Apr 2, 2013
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16. calvinocious
  Welcome to the Circus of Values!
  
  Mar 29, 2013
17. calvinocious
  http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6896556_460s_v1.jpg
  
  Mar 27, 2013
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18. calvinocious
  Calvin Delicious
  
  Mar 23, 2013
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  2. Baron Fang
    I approve of this status.
    
    Mar 23, 2013
19. calvinocious
  Hmmmm...TV Tropes may have been hacked. Details are currently sketchy at best.
  
  Mar 21, 2013
20. calvinocious
  Nooooo, TV Tropes, come back!
  
  Mar 21, 2013
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  3. calvinocious
    It's just down, temporarily.
    
    Mar 21, 2013
  4. the hidden eagle
    Whew..you had me worried there.
    
    Mar 21, 2013
  5. calvinocious
    It looks like it may have been hacked. There's something very fishy going on.
    
    Mar 21, 2013
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