(continuing with Maeva Shepards reactions to her IMPLIED ending. ect)) Of all the endings Red is the best sause for me but lets spice this up abit. XD
Ps: Background---Uber paragon with a smattering of Renegade but curses alot in private. Spacer/Warhero. Saved all she could ect ect.
-Shit, why did I make fun of those evevators on the Citidel. *12hrs later* AHHH! Bright light! Bright light mellting.....oh wait....what the Shit is this place?
*sees Space Core from Portal 2 fly by* SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE IN REAAAAAAPER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! EXPLOOOOOOOOSUUUUUUUNS!!!! HI MR HARBY!!! I CAN SEE NICE LADY NOT CHELL FROM HERE! HI SPACE LADY!!!!
*sees ghost kid*
-Oh great! The answer is 42............... damnit! *has no effect on ghost thingy heading towards her*
*uses powers of cross genre insertion*
GO GO NINJA KITTEH!
-Must go derper to survive Dues Ex! *Throws poor Bro Shep x100000000 drunkeness at it*
SB: Please insert new OS drives.....update will take approximately 3 days.
-YES!!! *does victory hobble around kid*
*found item: Gordon Freeman's Crowbar*
*Crowbars the shit out of everything in chamber. Finds Sign behind Non Functioning Green Beam.*
-Hmm, labeled "Attention Fellow Keepers, Please Dont feel the Catalyst, last time it started singing "Daisybell" Thnx!
*Maeva snorts and rolls her eyes. Turns on Elevator with Crowbar*
-I love this thing! HEY HACKETT! You there? Damn, coms are down. Okkk! *has idea* Time to find the exit and jumpstart this thing manually. *Anderson mumbles something about Cains in his semi comatose slumber*
-Ohhhhhh yea! *remembers Mako from SR 1. Theres a memorial for it on the Presidium* Muahaha! Just chill here Anderson! Ill get this thing to fire.
-My old mako has lots of cheat codes. Harby is gonna love it!!
*kicks Timmeh's corpse on the way out*
*Due to High EMS allied Fleets are kickin ass*
Part 2 of Destroy: The Search for Shepard
Blog entry posted by Fiannawolf, Jul 3, 2012.