Part 2 of Destroy: The Search for Shepard

(continuing with Maeva Shepards reactions to her IMPLIED ending. ect)) Of all the endings Red is the best sause for me but lets spice this up abit. XD

Ps: Background---Uber paragon with a smattering of Renegade but curses alot in private. Spacer/Warhero. Saved all she could ect ect.

-Shit, why did I make fun of those evevators on the Citidel. *12hrs later* AHHH! Bright light! Bright light mellting.....oh wait....what the Shit is this place?

*sees Space Core from Portal 2 fly by* SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE IN REAAAAAAPER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! EXPLOOOOOOOOSUUUUUUUNS!!!! HI MR HARBY!!! I CAN SEE NICE LADY NOT CHELL FROM HERE! HI SPACE LADY!!!!

*sees ghost kid*

-Oh great! The answer is 42............... damnit! *has no effect on ghost thingy heading towards her*

*uses powers of cross genre insertion*



GO GO NINJA KITTEH!

-Must go derper to survive Dues Ex! *Throws poor Bro Shep x100000000 drunkeness at it*



SB: Please insert new OS drives.....update will take approximately 3 days.

-YES!!! *does victory hobble around kid*

*found item: Gordon Freeman's Crowbar*



*Crowbars the shit out of everything in chamber. Finds Sign behind Non Functioning Green Beam.*

-Hmm, labeled "Attention Fellow Keepers, Please Dont feel the Catalyst, last time it started singing "Daisybell" Thnx!

*Maeva snorts and rolls her eyes. Turns on Elevator with Crowbar*

-I love this thing! HEY HACKETT! You there? Damn, coms are down. Okkk! *has idea* Time to find the exit and jumpstart this thing manually. *Anderson mumbles something about Cains in his semi comatose slumber*

-Ohhhhhh yea! *remembers Mako from SR 1. Theres a memorial for it on the Presidium* Muahaha! Just chill here Anderson! Ill get this thing to fire.



-My old mako has lots of cheat codes. Harby is gonna love it!!

*kicks Timmeh's corpse on the way out*

*Due to High EMS allied Fleets are kickin ass*