Number 1 With A Bullet

This is a dual post I'm doing at my blog site. I know, it's not video game related, but I thought it was funny enough to pass on here. I mean, with all the heavy doses of seriousness around here recently, I think a good laugh on my part is something we all needed. Enjoy!!

The Wasteland Refuge: Year One
This is it. This is the day that The Wasteland Refuge first went live. And in all that time, I never would have thought I'd be as semi-popular as I've be-- wait. I need to stop for a moment to just celebrate. Not just myself, but a nation. A nation that I've fought for, bled for, and would do it all over again if it comes down to it. So without further ado........



Happy 4th of July!!!

Music and Fireworks for every-- wait.

Eeeeeeeh. Too boring. I need to sex this thing up.



Now damn it that's more like it. 100% made in America.

God Bless the U. S. of A.

Now to celebrate my blog, I shall be interviewing the most important person in my life. Without him I wouldn't even have a Wasteland Refuge to begin with. He is not only a good friend, but someone who I wouldn't hesitate to take take a bullet for if came right down to it.

Of course I'm referring to the person we all know and love as....

Me.

That's right. Without Me I'd never have a blog. And it is because of Me that you are all blessed. Blessed by the talent that comes out of Me. And so, since you requested it, I shall be interviewing Me.

By having John Lithgow interview John Lithgow. That's the only person on the planet that can do Me justice.



Me: Thank you for taking the time to answer a few questions there wastelander75. I know you're a busy and genuinely intelligent man. And I am honored that you would sit down to answer a few questions from such a humble man as myself. This is an extremely pleasant honor for Me.



Me: Oh don't be modest. You have more talent in your pinky than any professional writer out there. You are the Shakespeare of your generation. And don't let anyone else tell you different. If you didn't exist on the internet, they'd have to invent someone like you.

Me: Oh you. Right as always. That infallible wit and unerring logic is just so..gosh darn it....perfect.

Me: Now, now, it's not all about me tonight, it's about Me too.

Me: You're right, you're right, I'm getting sidetracked talking about Me, when I should be focused on Me. Thank you.

Me: Of course.

Me: So what's the next big thing from Me? What can the fans expect Me to do next for them?

Me: Oh, they can expect Me to do what I always do best. Entertain and inform them to the best of my abilities when it comes to video games, video game culture, you name it. It's something that's just a natural talent in Me.

Me: Indeed, you sir are awe-inspiring to everyone who knows Me. But what do you say to your detractors? You know, the less than scrupulous writer out there, completely jealous of your talents to the point of being just...well, juvenile.



Me: You're. On. My. List.

Me: Well that's all the time I have for Me. I do hope that one day soon, I can sit down with Me again and have another fascinating look at Me. And perhaps we can one day learn what makes Me tick.

Me: Scottish sounding Head gnomes.




Thank you all! For making my time here the best, and for putting up with an ego the size of two Mack Trucks. It's because of you I still do what I do. And will keep on doing it as long as you want me to.

Or until my head gnomes say otherwise.

All hail Xenmu.

Wastelander75/Marcus