Mass Effect: From The Ashes (My serious take on what happens after destroy.)

Ill still work on my parody version but for now I need to get some of this out of my poor head. Bioware I didnt want to have to make my own Reunion stuff...seriously. Make your OWN adventure Shepard. *sigh* So Ill put in my own from the rubble moment....*finds some Zen moment coffee* For other fans out there I wont use my Shep's first name So we can aaaaaaallll squee with the normandy crew when they find her. In fact I wont even describe my Shepard physically. Much. IE Green eyes ect.



Hey! Shepard! Wake up...

Her brown eyes look harried and somewhat serious. "Commander! You still have a job to do...I cant pick you up again. Dont make that face at me Skip, it wont work! You arent gonna leave her behind this time are you? You know how angry she'll get!"

Ash? I cant see anything...where are you? God, I cant feel my arms or legs anymore.

"Heh means your still alive Shepard...dont fall on this sword for the universe. Remember what you told me? Virmire? Dont make everything I did in vain Ma'am. Otherwise Ill go poltergeist on your ass and Alenko's."

A sharp intake of breath...smoke...burnt flesh.

I'm tired Chief....just go...

"Go? Hah! Is that what you'll tell those kids of yours later on from a fraking hoverchair....wah! I give up! I kicked the ass of the Galaxy into motion but not my own??

I bare my teeth in a grimace of outrage.

FUCK YOU CHIEF!

"No ma'am! Thats not in my job discription! Besides I dont want to end up in a non-exsistant coffee cup for trying that manuver." Her brown eyes twinkle merrily. "Besides Im not yours remember?" The grin in her voice is umistakeable.

Such sadness in those blue eyes.....a person could......


Initalizing Cerberus Protocol EMS........Stabilizing Heartrate.....Respiration Normalizing....Sending automated SOS...

Meanwhile....On the Normandy:

"Joker...I know you hate it loco but we gotta go!" James Vega detested this corse of action it to his very core...bitter that once more this type of decision fell to him but everyone else on the crew would die to gain thier commander back. He would too but it was akin to an outsider still peering in to a close nit family.

"Jeff...." EDI's eyes looked hallowed out. If such a thing was possible for an AI.

"DAMMIT!", Joker pounded the console until his knuckles spilt....."....damn......."

The Normandy relucantly jumped to the point of no return...at least thats how it felt to everyone aboard.

"Jeff..." Something in EDI's voice caused the pilot to glance over and he stared in shock..."Who's going to explain this to Liara?"

Joker's eyes closed shut. Oh no.....