"Admiral on Deck!!" The Master At Arms saluted then guided Hannah to the entryway to the docking section. Kasumi and David nodded from thier stations and the master thief grinned knowingly. The Admiral barked, "Chief? Why the hell is this door on lockdown? Did the husketeers move thru and no one notify me??!
The MA responded crisply, " No ma'am, per Hacketts' orders, new arrivals will be quartered off from gen pop until reviewed by you ma'am.!" She grunted in response then biotically charged through the door. She was too drunk to play this kind of game. Fraking civvies.....
Once on the other side and one partially demolished doorway later....a most interesting sight greeted her. "Thats one huge frucking Grade A geth...."
"Shepard-Admiral, LG-GP0017 reporting for duty. Consensus suggests that you have a 58.8 % chance of demolishing that door in your current disheveled state. Recommend immediate decontamination of all foriegn fluids. Detecting abnormal levels of Terran Wiskey in your system....do you require reboot?"
Hannah looked up at the Geth Prime with bemusement...."My daughter is gonna be the death of these poor eggheads...first rachni now......Lugnut Geth units?"
"Lugnut....complying data: a fastener that secures a wheel to a vehicle....searching...Animated Childrens Vid....Earth Year 1980s to 2040s peroid ...Lugnut is the strongest of the five main Decepticons, with a sense of absolute loyalty to Megatron to the point of religious fanaticism. Unfortunately, his devotion annoys even Megatron, and is often mocked by the other Decepticons. He also has a rival in Shockwave, who also has loyalty to Megatron equaled and compared to Lugnut's. Though he carries a payload of mega-bombs and can spew liquid napalm with laser-like accuracy, Lugnut much prefers to rip things apart with his bare hands. His trademark attack is called the "Punch of Kill Everything", where he retracts his hand, replacing it with a pressure-sensitive pad before smashing it into the ground to unleash a shock wave with the power of a small nuclear bomb. Source Wikipedia Extranet site....Agreeable callsign...redesignated Lugnut."
Hannah smiled, "Well well....lets go find you some Reapers to punch shall we?"
Kasumi startted to laugh at the shocked looks on everyone's face except David. His eyes light up and he greeted the new arrival with a series of sounds and notes to fast to follow. Lugnut greeted him warmly in response. Hannah grinned and slapped them both on the back. "Lets get to work killing some Reaper bastards shall we??"
"Affirmative Shepard-Admiral...optimizing weapons suite for melee re-enforcement and close combat techniques...addendum....lack of biotics dissapointing...reconfiguring.....New line of Cain series highly sought after by this unit...aggreeable trade of information and schematics requested...."
Shepard laughed uproarishly and Kasumi suddenly relized exactly where her former CO got her quirky side from. If those 2 women were ever in the same room the master thief would stay at a safe distance then grab all the delicious tech left in thier wake. "This Shepard unit is highly aggreeable to reaper slaughter....Ill req those Cains for you Luggy. Just hit me up with anything else you need."
Kas stared at her updates from the SB contact,"Oh....well well...looks like Sheppy just foiled another Reaper issue.....oh lord...Admiral...your daughter just took out a reaper mid class....on foot? With the Quarian fleet and geth help...with a CAIN??? No wonder we all survived the Omega 4 relay adventure...."
Lugnut and Hannah looked at one another, "Get this geth as many Cains as we can spare....!"
EDF Facility, 1 Hr Before Attack.
Liara smiled as Thomas finished his somewhat colorful retelling. For her part Hannah merely nodded sagely and gave Lug another thumbs up. "Many Reapers got KOed by this lovely tank of a geth here. It was a blast working with him...literally!"
Shepard grinned, "Well its good to know WeapDiv has such an ethusiastic memeber...well besides you mum. The way I hear it the Rio Cadre is still pissed that they stole you from them. They kinda felt the same when the Citidel shangi'ed me for Specter too. Still its nice to know you'll have this big Lug with you while we get everyone from the Spaceport. Ready for more Adventures with Suicidal Mako Driving doc??"
Liara rolled her eyes and replied, " Only if you dont stop to run over more Pyjacks this time. Goddess you, Garrus and Wrex can be so childish at times." Shepard concidered this with some seriousness and reponded good naturedly, "Good thing I have my lovely blue angel here to keep me sane then." She winked at Liara then spied a certain Turian and Quarian walking up the main throughfair of the plaza.
"Time to test out another theory Li, our advanced party has arrived. Ill see you later glorious parents...we have more havok to weak upon poor Elysium."
Elysium: In the Garden of Eden Pt2
Blog entry posted by Fiannawolf, Aug 23, 2012.
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