Destroy or AKA I Choose you Charazard! My Sheps love red skittles. Esp High EMS ones.

Sidenote: got "Shoot" ending first due to "Need Sniping LULZ" moment. XD

Of the 4 choices, I wish destroy would have the Rejection Sara Conner Speech, first and formost. That speech reminds me of why my Shepards fight so hard to do what ME1's mission statement was: Stop the Reapers at all Costs. Hell even in ME3 Earth, Shep was all like, "We fight or we die" not WE MUST SNU SNU AND ASSIMILATE....pick the small green man! ITS BEST ENDING.....Poor Green Kif. Snu snued to death by Shep to make the Master Reaper Race. Opps.



The other 2 choices were the traits of my enemies in the series. IE TIM and Saren. Look at TIM. He totally had no control or mastery over the reapers. How can shepard become an AI cataylst copy that could control them forever? Not possible. She would just fade and go nuts like the Kid/AI lying sack of space magic. Saren's green idea would mean the lost of Individual merits and drives so no.

Side note: At work yesterday this song played 5 times. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! NOOOOOOOOO! I kid you not....why!!! WHY RANDOM RADIO SET UP AT WORK.....why!!



Those reapers must hate my frakin tail to do that to me at work. No song, you made me thing ITS GREEN OR BLUE SPAAAAAAAAACE MAAAAGIC for the rest of the day. Dangit.

Destroy let me have some sort of "peace is a pie" moment. Sure maybe we would make more mistakes but thats what it means to be a bunch of diverse organic cultures with ISSUES and GOALS and "OMG TeH reapers" are here reactions. Ect ect. Plus like the bionic Shepard and somesuch: WE can Rebuild them! Sorry EDI your gonna be in the Normandy again for a bit until I reach those outer Limits Geth Platforms. Plus side High EMS rating let me believe that we did rebuild and work out our differences in a port of call for......opps wrong show XD Well Earth is the heart of Citidel Space now.



With 6 million credits Joker will be happy again. Hell I still have alllllllll sorts of Gang busting related funds from ME1 to invest with. Many Cerberus mooks lost thier money due to Shepard avenging Kohoku. Lets see:

Maeva Shepard's Destroy Checklist. (Ill post Adrian Shep with her Kaiden centric one in a while)

-Emotional Bye to Liara. Check

-WTF was that Harby! Next time "Fire Mah Lazer" to a Starbucks. I need some caffine after hoofing it over that Mako! Plus get some nice cupcakes for Liara. Its your fault I got spaced in 2 for no apparent reason. Your Collector Javik mooks had no reason or Revenge of the Bugs moment in 3. Meh.

-Ohh yea, M.Sheilds, did your family have a baby boom or something? Hooooly cow level. That was alot of Horadric Hamburger I saw near the missles.....damnit...Anderson any good non totally destroyed pubs here? Seriously need a cheeseburger atm.



-I still hate Banshees. Note to self: Give Liara some Cains just in case.
-Flung outta the citidel shute this time. Like a Slip and Slide but w/ Chuthulu flavor at the end of the tunnel. Awesome....wait? Did I just rez myself? *peeks into DE Human Rev* Hey Adam, did someone named Mirianda visit you??
-Anderson! Oh great....TIMMEH Is still a lemming...awesome. Blah blah Reaper control BS...*just keep rolling eyes now*
-Whew! Ahh wait....dangit....no coffee cups ala Timmeh to add to Liara's collection...ah well.
*INSERT DELETED DIALOG* Hell ya Id be an awesome dad if It wasnt IMPLIED.....oh god.
-Anderson passed out from bloodloss. Hope someone finds us soooo.....oh crap...not another elevator....

Part 2 after Lunch. XD