Annd so....EC part 2...Things I wanted aka How the Vomit Cake became Edible Cake if somewhat vanilla

PS Typoeses are intentionally infiltrating for LULZ effect otherwise I will need more chocolates.

So more stuff from my orginal list of fun and nasty S word Specullllllllaaaaaaaaaaation. Derp! XD


What I want in my possible real endings: aka ENDGAME PART 2 or Why wasnt this in ME3 in the beginning.

Extreamly OMG your Fracked ending:

Like ME2's suicide mission, if you go in without enough resources, it will end badly. Show the results after attempted Indoc process on Shep. In the worst ending the Commander will most likely die ala ME2 to complete the mission. But show what happens to the universe and the races because you went in unprepared.

Well the "NEW" forth OMG the Kid is possessed reject option is what I would consider UBER Fracked ending. Fun to shoot him from half way across the screen/Room though. It was the first thing I did when reloading with EC. Hellloooo Harby-like main chip boy. In a way this definately tells me his reasoning is full of it and the only ending slides Ill believe is destroy. Cause out of all of the new VO work he still haaaaaaates and downplays the one where Reapers Bite it. Varric from DA2 is a more reliable Bullsitter then you. Plus Harby said "Serve ME" to my Shep before he FIRED MAH LAZER of white concussion at me. Plus using EDI, Me and the Geth as Emotional Blackmail raises my ALERT bar way high. If Destroy would truely kill me then why am I still alive after the fact? Hmm? No answer Skid? Did I wildfire your logic or skitzo monologue? Awwww....*throws companion cube at his face*

I still dont give two fracks about you kid.

Anyone else notices a metric ton of M Shieldses durning the missle fight? I did. XD Sorry sir your extended family failed to protect me. Yes the endings were more varied buuuuuuuuut.......in summary my inital emotional reaction to all of it. Cause soooooooo close but not quite there syndrom. Show not tell Bioware! It goes along way! I like headcanoning things with a complete game ala DA origins. IE What are alistar/warden's kids like? Newly married life ect.

*howls in the corner*

*finds chocolates*

*howls some more*

*paces in circles*

*finds a forest and decides to Fas Ro Howl things*

Romantic wolf is still closet romantic bundle of fluff....why you no show Shep w/ Still frame at least with crew/ LI reunite for 5 secs. This was a small but touching moment for my Kai and Liara sheps. I dont want just an IMPLIED REUNION.....even though this little touch was nice and made me do a wolfy dance.



Like i said in first part of this breakdown. ME1 style "From the Rubble" moment would have gone a long way to say HEART LOVES THIS BRAIN STUFF IT!!! ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF LOGIC. At this point the sappy thing in me would have been Uber estatic.

Show real varied endings. What happens if shep did get indoctrinated from Harbringer. Will s/he kill friends after they wake up? Destroy the only weapon/s against the Reapers, doom everyone ect. For those who want to see the trainwreak capablities of a doom and gloom outcome, they can have it. Hell you can even have "And I must Scream" Trope moment with shep as they realize they are slaughtering everyone while under Harbs control.

Prehaps we can still have this with the Upcomming Leviathian DLC? Not sure though but I still found Syth and Paragon+ Renegade flavored Control just as "And I must scream" Trope. NOT GONNA HAPPEN IN MY FILES Bioware. Sorry but those 2 options are terrifying cause based on ME1 and 2 lore/events the Reapers win and thats not Kosher for my Sheps. How long will a Control Shep AI last and not become corrupted??? Not very long. SB AI rouge 2.0 not for my PCs.

I Youtubed alot of varied Control and Synth endings so the content has been seen but dear lord....omnious stuff there. To me Synth ending isnt the best by far. Its more sinister then control because Shepard made everyone well REAPERs basically. In Control only Shep is the overall Harby reaper so thats less fracktastic...I think.


Middle-line ending:

Went in prepard but not enough to prevent Shepard from utimately dying in the end but before s/he goes out you see how they defeated the Reapers and a final conversation with Friends and LI before Shep goes to the "Bar". In this ending the last scenes can be of how each planet and major decisions of Shep helped shape the Galaxy. Even Fallout 1 did this with the Vault Dweller main PC and allowed for a good amount of closure.

"Earn your Happy/Bittersweet Ending"

Must be uber prepard to take back Earth and resist Reaper Indoc at Citidel Beam Sequence.

Shep survives, reunited with Team/LI, Anderson and everyone else. This version shows the results of decisions, not all would be alive but Shepard will say farewells for those they lost in a state/galatic funeral ceremony. BIGGEST THING: SHOW RESULTS OF PREVIOUS DECISIONS AND HOW IT ULTIMATELY PLAYS OUT!

In this endgame we could have flashback/memory sequences to other important events in Shep's life, Wedding? Premotions, other missions post Reaper if TIM Situation isnt resolved, or even during reaper war for extra stories so Devs can get any side missions in without keeping with this Half Ending we have atm. Hell the memory shard Javik gives you in London would be the perfect vehicle to relive different moments in your Sheps life that are important. For LI enthusiasts this could be replay of thier weddings? Kids? Fun moments with ME crewmates.

Just some of my thoughts. Heck my Warden and Alistar had a more memorable ending/wedding then my poor Sheps will at this point in time. So what If I want the chance for this.....My Sheps darned well earned it. Either way I as the player lost characters I cared about no matter how well prepard I was. That in reality is the bittersweet: No saving Legion, Mordin, or Ash/Kai. Thane goes out well enough and has a resolution compared to Shepard. At least we got to see the results of him stopping Leng....

Ill be completely honest Bioware:

This should have been in the Vanilla version. We should have had the option for on Screen reunion even in stills. Or even as a VO after the credits. There was more Hope radiating from my Destroy ending this time. For that I am heartened but I know you guys can do even better! Lair of the SB anyone? The humor was spot on ect. The conversations in London made me squee lots. Ill never know what happened for those orginal 10-15 last minutes but I refuse to believe that the same team that gave me ME1 could have lost the spark that made Shepard's journey worth while. Why did the game go from B5 Space opera to Mind Bork in those last 10 mins? This whole series has been a HEART one for me. Why couldnt I get the illusion of that with one of my possible endings? As is the EC helped put some medigel on my heart but its still mass effected.

Ill wait and watch to see if any SP DLC will inclued post stuff or Reunion/Rescue things. I might get some SP stuff if the user reviews match my basic expectations. Still sad that I have to even say BASIC expectations now. Ahh well. Im not a "THROW MONEY" fangirl anymore. Im a "WAIT and SEE" one now. That depresses me but maybe one day Bioware can get that part of me back. For now Ill just save that kind of excitement for Bethesda and Valve and suprisingly good Dragons Dogma series. Plus walking dead games....