Chapter: In the Garden of Eden
"These are my newest kids, freshly adopted into clan Urgnot, Mordin, Shepard and the lonely male cub over there is Urth. Poor boy. Better watch out for this Shepard's biotics too Alenko. Those L2 implants wont save you if there's chocolate or pyjack sammiches within a 1 mile radius of that cub."
"Shepard-Admiral, LG-GP0017 reporting for duty. Consensus suggests that you have a 58.8 % chance of demolishing that door in your current disheveled state. Recommend immediate decontamination of all foriegn fluids. Detecting abnormal levels of Terran Wiskey in your system....do you require reboot?"
Hannah looked up at the Geth Prime with bemusement...."My daughter is gonna be the death of these poor eggheads...first rachni now......Lugnut Geth units?"
"Lugnut....complying data: a fastener that secures a wheel to a vehicle....searching...Animated Childrens Vid....Earth Year 1980s to 2040s peroid ...Lugnut is the strongest of the five main Decepticons, with a sense of absolute loyalty to Megatron to the point of religious fanaticism. Unfortunately, his devotion annoys even Megatron, and is often mocked by the other Decepticons. He also has a rival in Shockwave, who also has loyalty to Megatron equaled and compared to Lugnut's. Though he carries a payload of mega-bombs and can spew liquid napalm with laser-like accuracy, Lugnut much prefers to rip things apart with his bare hands. His trademark attack is called the "Punch of Kill Everything", where he retracts his hand, replacing it with a pressure-sensitive pad before smashing it into the ground to unleash a shock wave with the power of a small nuclear bomb. Source Wikipedia Extranet site....Agreeable callsign...redesignated Lugnut."
Hannah smiled, "Well well....lets go find you some Reapers to punch shall we?"
Chapter: On a Pale Horse
"The rest of the galaxy will burn but humanity will survive even if we have to step upon the ashes of trillions to do it. Why the Reapers existed never concerned me....not even thier purpose is useful now....by killing you Humanity will dominate everything and I will be there to watch your "Eyeless Horde" torn asunder. Shepard always was a useful tool even if she hates me for it. A double edged sword indeed but one I am familar with."
Chapter: And all My Dreams Torn Asunder....
"Hannah? Whats wrong?!"
Lugnut sent out a hub inquiry: "Shepard-Doctor, signal is entertwined with Shepard-Admiral's higher mental functions...detecting orginial source....outside Milky Way Galaxy...Emmensely powerful non Reaper origin..."
Chapter: **Redacted for now....Spoilage if I used the real Chapt name XD**
".....are the only chance we have....find others and show them....the mass relays are merely nets to connect feeders to one another...the power to move along the Galatic relay network....our race must not be the last to be aware of it...teach others of this technology."
Chapter: One small step for Urz and Kei-9, One giant leap for Clan Urgnot!"
"Mordin! LETS TAKE THE MAKO! It will be fun! Just like Urgnot Shepard, killer of the Threshers and Lots of Stuff, you can use the cannon thing! Ill drive."
Urth just nodded and follwed his siblings in with a over exuberent Urz trailing after him.
Chapter: Two Krogans, Some Cons, and a Pizza place.
"What did you say? My daughter isnt the type to just run and leave! You want Krogan...Ill give you Urgnot in spades you fraking nusiance!"
"Aww Shep...your mother let me steal the nicest things...especially that wonderful new Omi-tool Nexus pro upgrade. Along with so many priceless books....I love techies..."
"Holy shit....look at the rack on that matriarch there....nice black leather pants too....daaaaaayum."
A preview of things to come in my Elysium Series XD MEDIC!!
Blog entry posted by Fiannawolf, Aug 22, 2012.
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